Jeremy Kyle and the Dentist.

There is a man from Jamaica on the Jeremy Kyle show and he has two gold teeth.. Why would anyone want a gold tooth? There is also this small lady that is getting basically trampled on by this fat woman with glasses. This program is perfect therapy for anyone feeling bad about themselves..

Talking of teeth; I am dreading going to the dentists on Thursday. They just seem to have this sort of arrogance about them that teeth are the most important things. They won't be impressed when I reveal I haven't been in over two years. You don't get your other internal organs checked every six months so I don't see why there is such an emphasis on teeth.

I want to turn off the Jeremy Kyle show now because there is only so much I can watch. The remote is out of reach though so it looks like I will have to see this one out.